Here is a list of how to know that your mother is a Nigerian
1. When you say “Mummy, I am sorry! And she replies, sorry for yourself!”
2. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, ” drop it on my head.”
3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a friend’s daughter wedding.
4. When you say “Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won’t you have fever when you press phone every night.”
5. When you say “Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??”
6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you.
7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the Channel.
8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, “when last did that friend come here to play with you?”
10. When she tells you, “if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen.”
11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper.
12. When she tells you, “I didn’t kill my mother, so you will not kill me!”
13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.
14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, “All the food you have been eating in the house nko?”