Good Morning!
I want to show you guys 6 tested and trusted reasons why you should choose BOOBS over ASS.
1. Boobs are biblical. Proverbs 5vs19 “Let her breast satisfy you all time”.
2. Boobs are in front, which represents progress (forward) Ass wey dey back 
. Always backwards (Forward ever, backward never
).
3. We were all breastfed not ASSfed. Take note please and don’t be ungrateful
4. You can use boobs as pillow after a stressed day. Rest your head on it and think about the goodness in life
Try resting your head on ass .Let daughter of Eve scatter your eye balls with mess
.Let daughter of Eve scatter your eye balls with mess5. You can suck boobs. Can you suck ass. Reason am.
6. Boobs ALWAYS enter the mouth. But ass and toilet nah 5 & 6
With this few points of mine I think I have single handedly proven that Boobs is worthy to be in front. 
DO YOU AGREE? BOOBS Is Better Than ASS
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